Friday, April 11, 2008

"If I was my true self I would never get laid. I mean, I am willing to completely dismantle my personality if it means sex. I will smile at you, I will laugh with you, I will listen to talk about Astrology...gazing intently into your eyes and nodding my head. I will play the part and play it very well. I will sit with you and laugh at your sitcoms and swoon to your music. I will do all this in hopes of getting some action. I will butcher my personality type leaving it mangled and bloody on the floor. But like a cheata, I can only maintain this speed over short distances. Once I make a kill or two or three I'm gone! My ability to walk away and disappear is so awesome it could be a super power!! Now, if I really like you, both physically and intellectually...I will marry you on the spot but, so rare to near impossible is this event. "

Something about men. Something so true. =D
i agree dawn. to the extend of 85%.

Friday, April 11, 2008