Friday, October 17, 2008

Hmm.. lucas. I'm going to just talk to myself abit. I know yesh, your probably laughing already. This is hilarious. I'm going to talk about MARS & VENUS~!~~ NUS NUS NUS~. (voice trailing off).

Well not exactly mars. Just want to share some thoughts and experiences. Correct me if i'm wrong guys.

Girls:
-They say they don't mind this, you not having a car, they don't mind that, not bring them to a posh resturant and having them showing their new dress to other girls, yes they say they don't mind. BUT!, they never say that when you do, its better! Ha yes, so do bring your girlfriend out once in awhile though, not to the limit of spoiling them that they start sucking it out of you and starts being whine-y about dirty coffeeshops.

-Yes they are fat (and to those who aren't but still say they are, come on, your just being that typical bimbo.), and yes they know they are. Don't; i say again don't tell them they are! Don't bullshit and tell me its the fact, you know you are, and you aren't hurt at all, not even like a single bit. Well.. guys, let them know being fat isn't the end of everything, its not the looks, and obviously you had love them for who they are, there are people fatter than them, who can't move a single bit basically cause they are just too fat to do so, let them know there are fat people out there depriving of love when your girl is having so much of it from you, make her fly. Let them know that when they themself know they are fat, its a very good start. Tell them you can help them, stay with them, work out with them. Encourage them. Sign up for stupid shit programs with them. Best even, pay for it if ur rich enough. Let them know not only they themself care about their beauty but you do as well.(well to those who keep saying they are fat and aren't doing anything about it. Good luck to you losers than.)

-Basics of a gentlemen. Pull their chairs for them at a posh restaurant. Open the car door. Smile and wave good bye or hello. Give a hug. A kiss on the cheeks. Push open the bloody heavy steel door for them. Let them go ahead of you up a bus or the esculator so that they don't fall, support them if they fall, and especially if they are wearing miniskirts etc, please protect them from praying eyes. OH YES, please.. please.. say hi to her friends. Smile. Say a joke.. Treat a drink. Please do that.

-Girls likes to be pampered. Give in to her. Let her win. Let her smile over it thinking she's the best thing when your there being "heehee whatever.". Be good boy and you'll get the kiss later. It doen't kill you. Give her the full attention when she's talking to you. Obviously she's going to have this long bitch about something, give in to her, look at her, 'hmm' and 'yah'.. 'oh really?' 'but i don think..' this and that blah blah. Let her know your interested in what she's going to say. Laugh about it if its nothing serious, keep quiet and zip if it is, and if know a arguement is coming, please find some place quiet, start throwing cans at each other, pillows or whatever, kiss and make up or whatever your going to add to that. (who knows..) and yes.. i know guys i know.. the thing about keeping your eyes to her eyes... and not some where else. Not her boobs, or some maggie Q or dawn yang that just happens to walk and you some how spot them from the side of your eyes(what kills you? to turn for 5 secs at some other girl who you don't know and have an arguement about it with your girl or skip that 5 secs and have some peace and quiet from your girl?). Yes, as i guy i know this is very very hard. I mean, being a guy, our radar system is like running at pentium 5, if you get what i mean, higher than the lastest technology. Still though, my advice is, don't be so obvious. Don't treat your girl like dumb fuck, they do know, probably keep quiet and all but they do know. Like they always say, their six sense blah blah blah we all (guys) heard it before.. ..

-and girls, you know.. its a guys thing. We can't control it. If we're up, we're up, not till 2-3 mins later we've cooled down, you can't say down and keep wacking it down. No point!. Point aside. What i'm trying to say here is that, boy's will be boy's. We game, we soccer, we boy hang out, we do what boys do. Girls will be girls. There will always be a difference. Just do learn to accept how boys go about like how we are trying to accept that your the you, girl, you :D

-Girls who say eee, teddy bear. So teenage life. Bullshit, my man, just give it to her.. So is flower, they say fake one better, another bullshit too. You drop them a fresh one, you see them planting it up in a vask nicely, change water everyday so the flowers don't die off so easily. You give them a fake one, they leave it there, end of story. Soon after, dust collects, very soon after dumped. Have some fun you know, ever watch this movie about two american football teams, one coach uses the very traditional basics and the other a new creative and trendy one. Who won? Old basics. Yes.. They might say so lao tu(old fashioned).. I'm not here asking you to do it everytime, no, lucas is here telling you that you shoudn't just keep thinking of the new ones, why crack your brains?. Simple and sweet can just kill as much the way a new one can. Trust me.

-oh yeah. other thing. If your really interested in her, do pay attention to whatever she says and remember it. Stuff like, this outlet the food is nice, what drinks she like, what kind of dresses she goes for, what are her dreams.. Play around with it, give her that little bit by little bit, shocked her into thinking you care and that you've really put her interest in you heart. Birthday's don't forget. Her's friend's birthday and your invited as a couple. The day your suppose to go shop for present with her. Stuff like that.. Please do remember. 2 teaspoons of sugar to every cup of coffee. Which seats she always prefer on the bus, her bad habits that she doesn't even realise. Yes i meant every single little thing, all the small small ones especially and i mean it. Please do take note.

-window shopping. She starts to slow down outside certain stores, though she's not going in, please do bring her in for a walk. She'd end up trying something for sure.

Hmm.. i shall go touch on flirting now.

-Very first steps of flirting. Winking, whispering, basics of holding the waist, elbows, pulling of hands, accidental brush with the nipples.. Come on la.. Don't bluff. The moment he touches you feel something, unless your always being touch that you don't find it un-nerving anymore. I mean i don't get touch often so it becomes something more when some one of the opposite sex starts to stand near you, brushing your shoulders and the both of you keep knocking hands that you just wish to hold her hands so as to stop the knocking. You start whispering to her.. Making her blush infront of her friends. Having your private conversation.

-Kissing good bye. HEllo, it doesn't mean anything if you start kissing everybody. Your just like a typical american. Its in the tradition to hug and kiss, nothing more than that. What i'm trying to say is cherish it. You kiss kiss everybody then where's the fun in it anymore?..

-Ahh the other thing. dates. You kiss kiss fine. Stop awhile boy. Let her mind go wild. Let her think on the bus home, or when she's home bathing, like "why didn't he kiss me today? what's wrong?" yes boy. In short, leave her hanging. (but i do warn you. there are girls out there smarter than you are, don't play them and end up they playing you back. back fire i call it.) Dig her interest and then give her more. Do something more the next time. (heehee)

-Guys. Do know when to stop. Its not easy to know but when she's serious, do stop. Your playing it wrong and she doesn't like it. But its different on bed though. It depends. You see her crying, stop. Slow down ask why etc. You see her saying stop but moaning away. Don't be a jackass and pull up your pants. Asshole. Do practise control. Don't shot inside means don't shoot inside. Else i hope you tio kia (hit the jackpot) and die(get married due to no choice.). Hahahaha. EVILISH~

What else?..

Understand your girl. Some girls like it that you go in the store and shop with them, give them opinions. While some just prefers you waiting outside. Some girls say they don't like this that, but they actually want it and they don't even know. Some girls really know what they want, they don't want means don't want. Test water once and don't anymore.

Girls are really hard to understand. I'm here writing shits. I might be right, i might be wrong. Come on, i'm not a girl. I wouldn't know exactly how i would like to be treated. Often enough, we have to always put ourselves in another's shoes. And i bet girls, are out there thinking that they don't understand their guys too. I mean that's the way it is. Just like accidents, we can only minimise it but we can't stop it.

I still believe that getting some one isn't hard enough. Its just how much effort you put in, how much time you will spend, how persistent are you, Years.. Millions of dollars?. No girls like a stingy guy, that one i'm pretty sure.. Girls want to see the effort, want you to prove that your different from the rest of them, that your special and one of a kind, if you've got them thinking that, yes they love you already. good job.. You just need some planning and poking the right direction. Lead her on. Make her come to you.. Come out with a flawless plan and you'll have your way, and when you do, being the typical guys, being the usual us. ITS TIME, to let loose and be ourselves ha. Time to show everything out. Slap her at the butt. Cheeky alittle, and enjoy your reap guys. Well you soled it. Finders keepers..

I am, a guy afterall. I am lucas. King lucas.

Friday, October 17, 2008